Schadenfreude revisited.

We all know the story - noone seems to care, unless you work for a media outlet, or are a publisher/digester of junk pop-culture magazines.

If the winner of Eurovision was based on kitschness, then the Ukraine would have won. All I can say is “Wow!”, oh and that the lead vocalist looked like a combination of Mrs. Doubtfire, Elton John and a mirror-ball.

Meaningless.
Overrated.
Commercial.
Lame.

It’s not you, you can blame Hallmark. If you must send a card, try one of these.

Hands up - who hasn’t received an annoying call from a telemarketer?

Here’s some payback (NSFW).

A little bit of Sesame Street nostalgia.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg collaborated on a music video for a new holiday gift idea on Saturday Night Live - Dick in the Box. Haven’t seen it yet? Here it is.

Loving those dance moves on the basketball court. Anyway, this video has been getting some widespread attention, and we’re seeing the Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead version, some guy dancing in his parents living room with a box fastened to his crotch with a belt, (and not to forget he can’t keep the beat - how hard is it to click in time with the music?!) version, and this version - which really illustrates that some people should not be allowed to purchase video cameras.

Brice Pinoncely, Financial Controller at The Furnace has decided to play Scrooge this year and cancel many of the things that make Christmas special. Like Christmas cards, a tree, hanging mistletoe – even
singing carols. What a cheapskate!

Some of the team have decided to try and get him to change his mind… and if it means being a little nasty to him to make him see the light, then so be it. And they need your help. Find out how you can stop him cancelling Christmas

Not my beer of preference, but…

Burton in. McLeod in. Here we go, here we go, here we go!

Tomorrow t’ 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day. T’ only day you can talk like a pirate and people shouldn’t make fun o’ you. Just remember t’ pack your gang plank and get those scurvy dogs ready t’ take a dip on t’ ocean.