Since I posted the item about Briton’s use of porn online I’ve seen a steady flow of traffic from the search phrase “Porn Online”.

Trawling back through my online traffic metrics, and I’ve pulled out some of the more interesting or peculiar search terms that have some relationship to pornography over the past few years. In no particular order, they are:

• there’s something about miriam porn
• photos of japanese pornographic ladies
• hermaphrodite sex pics

…and for the pièce de résistance, there is:

jakob nielsen sex

Now, why anybody would be entering that as a search term, I have no idea. Furthermore, how people have reached my site using that term is simply a laugh. However, I can see that I would be getting traffic from the combination of the terms “Nielsen” and “porn” due to the aforementioned article, even though it is a different “Nielsen”

So, now I bet you’re wondering who Jakob Nielsen is? He’s the self-confessed king of usability. Ok… that’s cool you’re thinking, but is he a good looker? Well, I’ll leave that one up to you.