The low-rise jean fetish. We’ve seen girls showing the g-string, both intentionally, and embarrasingly unintentionally, but some guys take it to a new low - never mind the pun.

Allow me to clarify. This is the outfit. Neck to waist: T-shirt. Waist to genitalia/anus: underpant. Genitalia to ankles: jeans. The notion of an undergarment has been jettisoned. The pant is out there. The buttocks are all but open to the wind. Both cheeks. Top to bottom. For the trouser, this is truly a new low.

How is it that the plumber’s crack has made it into mainstream fashion? Do we have Mark Wahlberg and his Calvins to blame? I certainly don’t care what brand boxers you’re wearing - so, why not try pulling your jeans up where they should be and covering up your pimply, unsightly arse. William Sutcliffe with more.